Oilfield Trash, Part 2

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Radioactive Japan will make western seaboard

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 19th March 2011

What we have is a necular factory pouring pure product into the pacific ocean, which will be driven to our shores by century old reliable ocean currents. We are talking about pure radioactive fuel, stright out of a reactor. If can imagine viporized lead that is highy radioactive being feed in large amounts into the air and sea. There is no happy ending to this story, it is going to get ugly, I will be surprised if everyone on the west coast is not wearing a dust mask in 2 months, I pray that my knowledge (working, studying and being a student of this industry) is all wrong.

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Summer fry a egg on sidewalk

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 12th July 2010

When I was a kid we tried just that. We, my brother and I cracked a egg on the sidewalk. But nothing happened, so we cracked a egg on the hood of out 52 dodge powerwagon hay truck (and no hemi) but it damn sure fried the egg, it cooked it so fast that we could not get it off, and daddy kicked both our asses it put a egg shape black burn on the hood that I bet is still there. You know what they say about the summer in Glen Rose, We all know it’s a valley, If you don’t like the heat get out of the valley.

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Glen Rose Home of the Dino

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 25th June 2010

We should have taken a lesson from the previous tennets of Somervell co. The dinasaurs, look how it turned out for them.

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New Billboard

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 12th May 2010

I have a 30ft billboard at my Glen Rose location, I think I’ll have them put up a sigh that says, American land of the Fee.

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BP Oilslick is Obama’s Katrina

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 3rd May 2010

He should have gotten the navy deep sea division involved the day it happened. At least to really see what was going on down there. The burned rig fell on top of the broken drill casing. It will take real deep sea experts to remove the rig with out damage to the 4 other blow off preventers. If they try to drag the rig off the site that could release more crude. If they can get to the broken casing they can cement it in and shut it down.

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Chalk Mountain Services Lease Building

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 27th April 2010

Well looks like you will see trucks parked back at the Diner, this time no food will be served. Chalk Mountain Services signed a long term lease on the property, they haul frac sand, and other oilfield related trucking. The owners The Kimbroughs, out lasted there stay out at the dads ranch. They are remodeling the building to suite their needs, I made them a good deal, nothing hurts a building more than being empty.

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Clinton Vs Obama

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 3rd April 2010

The only thing Clinton did I liked was he raised the speed limit back up to 70mph, or what ever the states will allow, As for Obama, I don’t thinks he’s done anything yet, at least that helps us.

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What the FU———–

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 7th March 2010

Hey if anyboby got any ideas on how to get thru this shit let me know.

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Jerry Marsh returnes to CUDE

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th February 2010

Well I’m still here, and as long as Benny like me we’ll see.

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Snow covered Plaines

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th February 2010

Record snowfall covers any hope of a early spring, just what a equipment man needs, a long wet drawnout cold soggy late spring. Somebody should shoot tht damn ground hog.

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