When you go to a movie and people ask you to put your hat back on.(based on a true story)

The dog eventually quits Whinning.

If you studied for your drug test all night long.

For a dollar an hour more, not to mention backing the forklift over the companys man new Titan pickup.

When your drive home from the rig, and you can’t remember what day it is. When you drive back to the rig and it’s gone. When you show up to work and not one person knows who you are. And finally you park your car, but have to move it 5 more times before the end of you shirf.

Bug, Describe what illness you have. Digital, The process of counting fingers. Borrowed Trailer, The mind set that you can completly destroy something and not give a shit.

When your wife gets you Yosemite Sam mud flaps for your Birthday, and this means now you have 2 new sets.

Everytime you see the letters (R V) you think of per diem.

How many Rig movers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. While the other five drivers pick his method to shreads. (4 my buddies over at Fowler,& 5J)

Why did the Rig Mover cross the road, causes he has a (bleepin) knot in his cable.