He Heard that President Bush has A Dick Chaney.

A Jaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

The judge tells a Roughneck, I’ve decided to give your ex-wife 300 dollars a week. Thats more than fair judge” the roughneck said. I’ll even try to kick a little money of my own.

A company man sticks his head in the mudd loggers door and ask(How much longer til todays report is ready?) He says oh about 2 hr’s. Find say’s the company man and leaves. This happens several times over the next weeks but he never comes back until the next morning. Sure enough this day the company mans sticks his head in the door and asked How much longer? The mudd logger says just like before a couple of hours. The company man leaves but this time the mudd logger has the parts man follow him. Well later that day the parts runner is laughing his ass off, the mudd logger say’s well where did he go.? The parts runner say’s thats what I’m laughing about, he went to your house.

A wife was looking in her haubands SUV and this is what happened next. Happy Birthday Honey, I got you new Golf Clubs, “Oh really I’m not left handed”

Loan him 500.00 Dollars

What did the Barnett Shale say to the Ellenberger? Don’t worry, to get to you they got to go through me first.

The question was asked why do men wake up at night? 24% go to the john, 16% prowl the kitchen for snacks, the other 60% GET UP AND GO HOME.

the other day a friend asked at the time of my conception what was my parent doing, I said I,m not sure but I think sex was involved.

It was the most happy day of her life, she walks up to the alter, kisses her husband,and shuts the coffin.