Oilfield Trash, Part 2

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Archive for August, 2009

Obama And Me

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 28th August 2009

Well I Half to admit one thing, Obama and I have one thing in common, When I go on vacation everything turns to shit on me too.

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Atomic Plant To Get Drilled

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 28th August 2009

Heard yesterday that the Power Plant was going to allow drilling for natural gas on it’s property, If I remember right back when I build that place, it sits on 25 square miles, this means plenty of room for roughnecks to romp about, with out risk of backing the pickup over reactor. You know what they say “What Glows Here Stays Here”

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A Tamale Walks Up to A Bar

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 23rd August 2009

What does the Bartender say?.. We don’t serve food here.

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Three Rocks on the Saddle

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 23rd August 2009

The tractor pull brought out the finest Glen Rose had to offer, I’ll bet there were not one trailer house with a pickup out front. The announcer at the tractor pull(name withheld to protect the guilty) was announcing the sponsers, and the sponser for the weight sled, was Sadlers western wear, but it translated on the intercom as, Sadlers open til 1;00 has three rocks with a 10% discount. Oh well it was a great time for all, except one local favorite whos truck broke apart halfway down the track. You know what they say, if it was easy anybody would be doing it.

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The Green Pickle

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 2nd August 2009

Well Just what Glen Rose Needed another watering hole, This one is downtown across from Glen Rose Auto Parts, I don’t know the hours but I know it is open on the weekend nights, The owner Tonya has done a cool job setting the old mobil station into a cross between Fossil Rim and Bootscottin, you got the Beer garden outside and a intimate setting inside, but beware if you uses the (F) or the (P) word the green pickle can get sour quick, heck all my jokes start with a f or p if not you get this, A man Farts in church he sits in pugh. see not funny

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