Oilfield Trash, Part 2

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Archive for March, 2008

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Posted by Oil Field Trash on 30th March 2008

If your girlfiend and you wear the same size redwings.

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Welcome all you new Oilfield Trash Part 2 friends

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 30th March 2008

Our Booth @ the Barnett Shale Expo was a great success. It was at the Fort Worth Convention center saturday. We were there to promote my new sidedump trailer, it has baffles so the drilling mudd won’t slosh around. My daughter and a hand from Sidedump Industries help me work the booth, we gave away over 500 Oilfield Trash Part 2 Bumper stickers, a boat load of free OFTP2 trinkets. I would like to welcome any new friends to my blog, The purpose of this bolg is entertain, inform, and generally talk about things that at the moment seem impoutant. I also like to hear from you. Oh I know I get roasted but, such is free speach. and now for the closeing joke, What is the only job you can get by failing a lie detector? R.O.W. landman.

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Can’t take this crap anymore

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 22nd March 2008

Our family never owned slaves, we came over from europe the same way in the bottom of a boat, chopped (hoe cotton) for years along side whoever was unlucky enough to be in that position. Slept, ate, drank from the same bucket as everyone that was thirsty. Lost more than half of our family men fighting in the uncivil war. Moved to Texas to get away from those damn carpetbeggers, got here traded cropshareing for shack with no water. Cut cedar post and cordwood for a living. Basically what I’m saying I am a typical white person from a family that had it just as hard as anyone. I don’t want any special treatment nor do I think I should give any. Life is hard, God test us with problems, we all have forces beyond our control that will flatten us if we let them. I blame no one nor will I be blamed for crap I had nothing to do with. At birth all men are created equal. And that is when I consided my meter started running.

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Rim Rock @ Rough Creek Lodge

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 18th March 2008

A new driller is in town. RimRock Energy From Colorado took over the lease from Quicksilver, they have bold plans and the brains to make them happen. I’m happy for Rough Creek. I’ll keep you posted.

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Made it back

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th March 2008

Have you ever woke up at night and not have any idea where you where, the clock is in the wrong place the bed is wrong size and the bathroom door is gone. Well that’s what happen to me last night in my own bed. I figured out where I was when I looked over and saw brunette instead of a blonde.

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1100 people

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 12th March 2008

1100 actually came through our booth today, 800 yesterday. this is people that left sales leads info, probably that many more that looked and passed thru. Went and saw Sara Evans sing last night she is suppose to be friends with one of the New Holland bosses. It was fun, but when you are that pooped its tuff to get to excited.

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Man My Feet Hurt!

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 12th March 2008

12 hr’s of nonstop booth work have taken its toll on my feet. No time to sit down today over 1200 people came and looked at the bayonet.

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Vegas different and same

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 11th March 2008

My first trip to Vegas was in 1974, for a few years 18 was old enough to drink, gamble and vote (by product of vietnam). I took all my hay haulin monies (300 dollars) and flew to vegas. You know I had all this experience playing basement blackjack, my monies lasted a whopping 30 min. I spent the next three days walking around. Well I am back walking around the con=expo and I’ve blown more that 300.

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Testing my knowledge of New Holland

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 2nd March 2008

I know that New Holland is over a 100yr’s old, Based in New Holland Pennsylvania (hence the name) got started with portable Feed Mill, allowing feed, Milo, Corn, Maze, ect, to be ground at the farms, and go straight to market. This led to other agg related products, such as Swather, Harvesters, plows, and One of the best product ever the round baler,(in my opinion never properly credited for this innovation) New Holland pioneered the Round Baler. Sometime around 1906 or 1907 Ford created the first mass produce agg tractor, this led to New Holland and Ford partership near the midcentury. Ford New Holland produce what is considerd the first real Rubbertire backhoe (i know Case but theirs was a converted agg tractor) FNH built this machine to only be a Backhoe. Thus ushering in the modern Rubber Tires Backhoe. Around this time Fiat (Italy) aquires controlling interest in FNH. Taking the product worldwide. Sometime later around 1997-1999 Fiat dropped the Ford brand to become New Holland Construction. Fiat goes on the aquire rival Case/IH. Moving way up the food chain, to #3 worldwide. I love their aquisition of Kobelco. Kobe Steel Corporation has been building excavators since the 60′s. Considered by many to be the one of the top innovators in excavator technology.

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Where to find me

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 2nd March 2008

Come out to Con/Expo @ the Las Vegas Hilton (not Flamingo) go to the Gold Lot booth G120 (New Holland) from March 11th thru 15th. My Bayonet Breaker and I will be there. And remember what happen’s in Vegas stay’s in Vegas in this case a bayonet. I’ve already sold one just north of town.

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