Loan him 500.00 Dollars

What did the Barnett Shale say to the Ellenberger? Don’t worry, to get to you they got to go through me first.

They say if your catching flack “you are over the target” so I must be over the target.

The question was asked why do men wake up at night? 24% go to the john, 16% prowl the kitchen for snacks, the other 60% GET UP AND GO HOME.

the other day a friend asked at the time of my conception what was my parent doing, I said I,m not sure but I think sex was involved.

It was the most happy day of her life, she walks up to the alter, kisses her husband,and shuts the coffin.

I didn’t know how smart my dog is, last night she was in heat jumped the fence and you could hear her all night long crying in the wind. Well the next morning I open the gate, there she was , I said well how was it? My dog looked up at me and said “RUFF-RUFF”!

Pebble beach golf is a pitteful replacement for football, Oh I don’t count the probowl, all it is a excuse to go and visit all your buddies, party, and compare notes with your rivales. Did Eli Manning even make the probowl? I was at that Dallas game when the Gaint Beat dallas we were all sick, but I’ll be honest I don’t feel Dallas could keep it together long enough to beat New England, so it was ment to be.