Posted by Oil Field Trash on May 1st, 2007
You enjoy the smell of Bentonite in the morning.
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I like it when the chrome chunks in the bags get hot and the bags start smokin!
When your mother wakes up with your boss
When your old lady is bitching at you for leaving pipe dope on the sheets
You got drunk and forgot your boots
You pop wheelies on your poppin ginny tractor
You burn up your co. pickup trans when you get fired
You just sign the invoice without checking it cause your gettin a kickback
You wanna kick ass when someone drives on your pea gravel
You didnt realize a diesel truck would run upside down when it was flipped
If you hate it, kick it off the truck and collect the insurance money
You got bad directions and got stuck
when a bag of mud on the road will make you do 360′s
U break your bosses coffee cup
when your boss says he will hot rod your face if you hot rod his truck
when you wreck your boss’s truck
You dont wanna change out the tong dies on that last pipe trip
You can yell headache really loud (derrickman)
You have a contest to see who has more scars on your head so you shave them
You got 4 fingers and one safety patch
You dont care if the hydrogen sulfide flag is out DRIVE ON
#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE
DONT BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A TOOLPUSHER WITH A CHAPPED BUTT
When that sweet little rig you hired on to just two miles from the house has been in service since 1955 and is stuck at 10000 feet
when you pull up on location and the crew you are going to relieve is pumping a slug for you
And they all say MAN IT JUST QUIT DRILLING !
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June 12th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I like it when the chrome chunks in the
bags get hot and the bags start smokin!
June 26th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
When your mother wakes up with your boss
June 26th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
When your old lady is bitching at you for leaving pipe dope on the sheets
June 29th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
You got drunk and forgot your boots
You pop wheelies on your poppin ginny tractor
You burn up your co. pickup trans when you get fired
You just sign the invoice without checking it
cause your gettin a kickback
You wanna kick ass when someone drives on your
pea gravel
You didnt realize a diesel truck would run upside
down when it was flipped
If you hate it, kick it off the truck and collect
the insurance money
You got bad directions and got stuck
when a bag of mud on the road will make you do 360′s
U break your bosses coffee cup
when your boss says he will hot rod your face if you hot rod his truck
when you wreck your boss’s truck
You dont wanna change out the tong dies on
that last pipe trip
You can yell headache really loud (derrickman)
You have a contest to see who has more scars
on your head so you shave them
You got 4 fingers and one safety patch
You dont care if the hydrogen sulfide flag is out
DRIVE ON
#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE
DONT BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER. THERE IS NOTHING
WORSE THAN A TOOLPUSHER WITH A CHAPPED BUTT
July 4th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
When that sweet little rig you hired on to just two miles from the house has been in service since 1955 and is stuck at 10000 feet
July 4th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
when you pull up on location and the crew you are going to relieve is pumping a slug for you
July 4th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
And they all say MAN IT JUST QUIT DRILLING !