Oilfield Trash, Part 2

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong.

You R Oilfield Trash When

Posted by Oil Field Trash on May 1st, 2007

You enjoy the smell of Bentonite in the morning.

One Response to “You R Oilfield Trash When”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I like it when the chrome chunks in the
    bags get hot and the bags start smokin!

  2. Nurtra for Breakfast Says:

    When your mother wakes up with your boss

  3. rougneck Says:

    When your old lady is bitching at you for leaving pipe dope on the sheets

  4. Nutria for Breakfast Says:

    You got drunk and forgot your boots

    You pop wheelies on your poppin ginny tractor

    You burn up your co. pickup trans when you get fired

    You just sign the invoice without checking it
    cause your gettin a kickback

    You wanna kick ass when someone drives on your
    pea gravel

    You didnt realize a diesel truck would run upside
    down when it was flipped

    If you hate it, kick it off the truck and collect
    the insurance money

    You got bad directions and got stuck

    when a bag of mud on the road will make you do 360′s

    U break your bosses coffee cup

    when your boss says he will hot rod your face if you hot rod his truck

    when you wreck your boss’s truck

    You dont wanna change out the tong dies on
    that last pipe trip

    You can yell headache really loud (derrickman)

    You have a contest to see who has more scars
    on your head so you shave them

    You got 4 fingers and one safety patch

    You dont care if the hydrogen sulfide flag is out
    DRIVE ON

    #1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE#1 RULE

    DONT BUY CHEAP TOILET PAPER. THERE IS NOTHING
    WORSE THAN A TOOLPUSHER WITH A CHAPPED BUTT

  5. rougneck Says:

    When that sweet little rig you hired on to just two miles from the house has been in service since 1955 and is stuck at 10000 feet

  6. rougneck Says:

    when you pull up on location and the crew you are going to relieve is pumping a slug for you

  7. rougneck Says:

    And they all say MAN IT JUST QUIT DRILLING !

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