Oilfield Trash, Part 2

A drunk throwup on his new shirt his wife got him for his birthday, He told his buddy “my wife is going to kill me for this” his friend says ” pull twenty bucks out of your billfold, put it in your front pocket, when you get home show your wife the shirt then pull out the twenty and tell her a guy bumped into you and threwup on your shirt, and then gave you twenty bucks to get your shirt cleaned” Boy thats a great idea. So the drunk goes home, his wife greets him. He says “look what happened honey, and the guy gave me twenty bucks to get it cleaned. He pulls out the bill, she says that is a Fifty!!! oh yea says the drunk ,the same guy craped in my pants too.