Oilfield Trash, Part 2

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Archive for April, 2007

Jerry Marsh Returns

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 30th April 2007

I spoke with Jerry today,his company Con-Fab is doing some roughneck fence repair at my Goatneck Barnett Shale Support Center or (GBSSC). I’ll go out there midweek and marvel at his fenceing expertise. He sounded upbeat and seems to have plenty of work.

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New Showers for Drivers

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 29th April 2007

Well I coughed up the bucks to put a set of showers in at the Diner. They have been a big (splash), I know it’s corny but wha the heck. Anyway the drivers that spend days away from home fracing wells really like a fresh shower, they eat, sleep and work in their trucks.

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RB Auction Set for May 9,10,11,2007 Ft Worth Tx.

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th April 2007

Three day auction starts wednesday the 9th selling all types of heavy equipment. They will have open bar at the Hilton Garden starting @ 6;30 free food and drink. Also good place to meet other buyers and sellers. I have a few machine in this sell lets hope the markets stay up.

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Cleaning Bill

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 14th April 2007

A drunk throwup on his new shirt his wife got him for his birthday, He told his buddy “my wife is going to kill me for this” his friend says ” pull twenty bucks out of your billfold, put it in your front pocket, when you get home show your wife the shirt then pull out the twenty and tell her a guy bumped into you and threwup on your shirt, and then gave you twenty bucks to get your shirt cleaned” Boy thats a great idea. So the drunk goes home, his wife greets him. He says “look what happened honey, and the guy gave me twenty bucks to get it cleaned. He pulls out the bill, she says that is a Fifty!!! oh yea says the drunk ,the same guy craped in my pants too.

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Underwood Line (Heavy Equipment)

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 13th April 2007

Come by my Rental Yard @ Rainbow 1 mile west of Brazos rive and see my new line of equipment. I Have XCMG custom build these machines. I pick out the drive train, engine, hydraulic system, tire size, color you name it. I have Excavators, Wheel loaders, Motorgraders and Rollers. I have been operating equipment since 9yr’s old. My dad had a 17a D7, cable dozer. Show me a lever and I’ll pull it.

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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 11th April 2007

Well the sun came out and so did everyboby else. We are selling water, top soil, base and select I have 3 different pits and we are loading out of all 3 at the sametime.

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Sleepin in Truck ( based on a true story)

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 9th April 2007

Early one morning a Pipeline Project Mananger visited his job site. He noticed a Rig Welder’s Truck Parked under a tree on the edge of the right of way. He stopped and awoke the welder, Why are you sleeping out here? The welder said because of the PerDiem, the project manager said “What the hell we just increased it from 75.00 aday to 124.00 perday”. Yea said the Rig Welder”Do you think im going to sleep in my truck for 75.00.”

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Do You Want A Job In The Oilfield?

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 9th April 2007

Here’s a idea on how to get one. Park your car at the Home Depot in Cleburne. Bring along these items, Hardhat, gloves, wranglers ,steeltoed boots, blue bandana, a dirty and dented lunch pale. Start walking towards Glen Rose on US67 and I promise you’ll have a job before you reach the lake. When asked why you are walking? Tell themyou just told your boss to kiss your ass and you needed the time to cool off.

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Best Western Dinosaur Valley Inn & Suites SELLS

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 9th April 2007

My sources tell me that a unnamed buyer has purchased the Hotel. The hotel build by Stan Farbaugh of Dallas was the first to bring quality rooms to Glen Rose. He built before Barnett Shale became a house hold name. It’s my understand that The selling price exceeded even Stans idea of a good price.

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Frost on the Bunny

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 7th April 2007

Buggs Bunny Freezing his nutts off. I wish he kept the sun off of that darn ground hog, here it is Easter and it’s snowing. This is one more for the record books. Darn global warming.

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