Oilfield Trash, Part 2

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Archive for December, 2006

Celina Loses to LIberty Hill

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 24th December 2006

Any good Dynasty has a few loses. LIberty Hill 22 celina 19, This means that all of celinas parents can have some humble pie to go with their fruitcake. Merry Christmas.

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Christmas coming up faster

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 15th December 2006

Why did rudolph cross the road? For more doe. I know its bad see if you can do better click on commet and let it roll.

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Christmas Jokes 2006

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 6th December 2006

What Raindeer is the Cleanest? Comet. What do you call a Santa that comes down a chimney that is on fire? Crispy Kringle

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Christmas Cop Joke

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 6th December 2006

This boy gets a Red Rider bicycle from Santa, He is so proud he rides all over town ringing the bell, a cop on a horse see him and asked him if Santa gave him that bike? The boy proudly said yes, the cop hands him a Ticket, the boy asked what this is for? The cop says tell Santa to get you a bicycle with a license plate on it! The boy looks at the cop and says”Next time get a horse with the prick on the bottom.”

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Christmas coming up fast

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 4th December 2006

Seem this year has gone by real quick, We have all kind of stuff happening after the first. The diner is catering Excalibers christmas party, going to feed over a hundred gear grabbing water haulers, that’s friday before christmas. I will try to think of some good christmas jokes before then.

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Black hole Backside is a Sun

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 3rd December 2006

I spent this freeze out catching up with flip floping Steven Hawkins. He changed his mind on his theory that black holes destroy matter. His new theory is that black holes transport matter in to a different universe. It is my long standing theory that our sun is fueled buy a blackhole sucking in matter from a different universe. You know e=MC2. Sometimes the answer is a light in the sky. I know this is off the subject of oilfield trash, but what the heck

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