Oilfield Trash, Part 2

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong.

Archive for November, 2005

Drill Here

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th November 2005

I have a 36ft Billboard on US 67 I going to get Paula with Sighs 67 to make me a Gaint arrow pointing down with this copy “DRILL HERE”. Think they will get the hint?

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Driving with no lights

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 9th November 2005

With standard daylight time it get dark earlier. So I leave my ranch around 5:30 headed to big D I get halfway between Bono and Cleburne and get pulled over. The Hiway Patrol ask me if I knew why He stopped me? I said don’t you know. He said don’t get smart. I said if I was smart I would know why you pulled me over. He then asked for me to exit my auto. I just sat their. He then asked for my license. Upon seeing my license he says Mr. Underwood your eyes are bloodshoot have you been drinking? I said to him, Well your eyes are glazey have you been eating donuts? He looked at me, handed me my license and said ” Plaese turn on your headed light and get some manors”.

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Industrial Outfitters Inc.

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 8th November 2005

Oilfield supplies, pipe fittings, a large selection of weld up fittings. This is what I saw when I discovered Industrial Outfitters Of Cleburne. I was putting together my Frac Pit Pump and needed some 6in fittings. Needless to say the new Lowes or Home Depot aint got shit. I felt lucky not to drive to Dallas. Call Brandon Titus @ 817=202-8581 the next time you need to put a well in service. They are east of Cleburne on old 67 @ 1464 E Henderson

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Dinersarus Truck Stop

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 5th November 2005

Located 1 mile west of the Brazos river on US 67 well be open as normal from 7:oo to 3:30 monday thru friday. We will be closed on saturdays till march 06. I was reviewing my spread sheet and found the last 8 saturdays in a row we did less than 76.00 per day. My operating cost per day are 337.00 per day so you do the math. Hey the weekdays are fine so I’ll take what they give me. Like I always say if your not having fun your doing it wrong.

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Nascar Weekend

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 4th November 2005

Well here it is , we have 3 races coming up this weekend, Friday night Trucks. Saturday Busch Series and then on Sunday Nextel Nascar Series. I will not attend. I have more important things to do like comb my anal hair.

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