One of my guys called in sick today. He said he had a note from his doctor. I read the note and it said, (Patient suffering from Anal Optometry). I said do what? He said he just didn’t see his ass coming in today. Special thanks to Kenny Hunter @ T&W Tire in Burleson for that.

The 4 Kings resperesent real life Kings. Example, The Spade is King David. What is the name of the remaining Kings? Hearts? Clubs? Diamonds?

Two off duty Oilfield hands are at Raz on the Braz standing on the sandy beach looking over the Brazos. One hand says to the other You know that Brazos means (Arms) in Spanish, really he says why would those mexicans name a river after guns.

3 miles east of Glen Rose Tx on Hiway 67 to Sponser Raz on the Braz next weekend. We will be open all day Saturday. Breakfast, Lunch, Ice, Fuel you name it, Mention Bucks on the Brazos to be entered in Drawing. Call 254-898-1630 for to go orders.

I advise all my Barnett Boomer and fellow Oilfield Trash to find Rough Creek Lodge. Its great to have a 5 star Hotel/Restaurant so close to Glen Rose. Look them up @ roughcreek.com or call 800-864-4705. This place is great, Hugh Dining area, Pool, Spa, Driving Range, free wireless internet. I go out there after 8:00 and have a few totties and visit with the Guest. People from all over the world come there to Bird Hunt. John Q Adams of Adams Drug Built Rough Creek with his own monies and his own vision of what a great place should be. And take it from me he did good. Take 67w of Glen Rose 10 miles past the senic outlook to CoRd 2013 turn left (south) and its a few miles on the right. Its kinda like my gate, you can’t miss it.

Mommie, Mommie a Mean Oilfield Truck just ran over our Mailbox! Thats ok Jimmy they have already and I mean already paid for a New one.

Go thru Hill City(N.of Glen Rose on 56) and you’ll see Rigs everywhere. I talked to the Tool Pusher he said the company plans to Drill 250 wells in the area. Hey bring that Rig to Chalk Mountain.

A Landman made a offer on a property held by a Elderly Couple. The Property owner on hearing the offer, demanded the landman leave. The next day the landman went back and Pleaded with the property owner to reconsider his offer. The Property owner said the offer was fine but he didn’t like being called a Son of Bitch. The landman said lets go over it again. 300 dollars an acre for 100 acres the (som of witch)is 30.000 dollars.

August 18th thur 20th Come see Billy Joe Shaver and Company @ Bucks on the Brazos. Great Music and Fun. (see ad this page)

Seems that the Oilfield Contractors are buying up all the Road Base. The regular Road Builders are all pissed off cause the Barnett Boomer Builders are paying what ever it takes to get the stone. Hey they just bill it back to the well. See each well is its own profit center. Lets say they spend 900.000 Completing Corky 6, then they spend 1.200.000 completing Corky 9. The (Company) just adds payout days to Corky 9 instead of paying out in 175 days it will pay out in 201 days. Real simple. It seems none of the Chrushed Stone Companys expected this much stone going to such a hand full of builders. Oh if asked them they say, sure we planned for this. So why are they out? Buy the way I have 1,000.000 tons at Goatneck Ready to load.