Oilfield Trash, Part 2

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong.

Archive for July, 2005

My Humble IT Guy

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 31st July 2005

Buck aka Scott Chaffin has done a great job setting up my Multiple Web sites. He was instrumental in installing Wireless Internet Service @ the Dinersarus. His patience is only matched by his ability to humble you thru one line zingers. To find out more about the Buckster. Go to wwwthefatguy.com. If you blog be very careful about M Night Shyamalan. Buck has special feelings for him.

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92.1 Radio spots

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 29th July 2005

Will start running spots on KTFW Augest 1st. There is 4 different ones 2 are Dinersarus Truck Stop, 1 is RECS Equipment Rental and 1 is Oilfield Trash Part 2. Ward Whites Help me with the Voices and did a super Job. He felt the Oilfield Trash Part 2 is going to be a lot of fun. I will run different spot for the next 3 months and see how it goes. So tune in to 92.1. I heard Allen Parsons singing a ad for Brazos Building Supplies, and it sounded great. He is Tolar boy, and can sing.

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Whats in a Name?

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 27th July 2005

Well I visited Nabors Rig #4 and talked to Skitter to see where Fang was working. He said that Peanut told Winche he had seen him with Preacher over at Bumps. So I asked Wink if he had seen Tink and he didn’t think to ask Dink. Next I asked Peck, he thought Gook was working with Jet and they knew where Fang was. I realized that Lefty, Shorty and Blacky ran with Pepper and he would know. Hey with a name like Corky I fit right in.

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EOG Production map

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 22nd July 2005

Notice the area around Ft.Worth and Glen Rose. We are right in the middle of the Barnett Shale Formation. FYI go to www.eogresources.com great info.

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The Real Fantastic (4) “south of Wise co.”

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 19th July 2005

EOG (uses its size and thick skin to get deals done), XTO (has almost invisible powers to obtain the Dream Leases), Hallwood, (The ability to Stretch resources and outsmart the experts). QuickSilver, (Red Hot desire and commitment to bring in unproven fields).

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Ritchie Bros Auction July 21 & 22

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 17th July 2005

Two day auction will start at 8:00. Day one will be construction equipment day 2 will be Trucks, Trailers ect. They have a party at the Hilton Garden Inn @ Meachum Blvd. I think it’s starts at 6:30. Free Crown and food, sound like my kind of party. See U there. for more info rbauctions.com

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It’s Good to Be Godley

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 17th July 2005

I’m sitting in Church Sunday ( 1st Baptist of Prosper) and we have a guest speaker. He is going about being Godley. I can’t help myself , I start thinking about Godley Tx. All the action, EOG has a main Office there. At least 3 big pipe laydown yards, Rigs everywhere. Terry’s Bar-B-Q is packed everyday. People there are right in the middle of the Barnett Shale Drill-a-thon 5000. Kinda of a modern day Electra. As my mind wandered the preacher noticed my distant stare. He looked at me and asked (Brother where is your mind)? I never hesitated I said “Praise the Lord I’m thinking about Godley” He said Amen Brother Amen.

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Lunch Break

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th July 2005

Three Oilfield Rig hands are eating lunch, one opens his lunch and say’s Dang “Cornhash”. If I get this again I’ll jump off this rig. The 2nd hand opens his and say’s yuck, “cold noodles”, If I get this again I’ll jump off this rig. The 3rd guy opens his and say’s “Bolognie”, not again. If I get this again I’ll jump first. So the next day the three men sat staring at their lunch boxs. The 1st opens his and sure enough cornhash. The 2nd opens his and cold noodles. The 3rd looks and bolognie it is. Well he jumped over the hand rail to the ground some 60ft breakin both legs. The 1st guy says to the 2nd guy (I don’t know what his problem was but he makes his own lunch).

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You R Oilfield Trash When

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 16th July 2005

Your night clothes have a company Logo on them.

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Free Wireless Internet

Posted by Oil Field Trash on 15th July 2005

The Dinersarsus Truck Stop has Free Wi-Fi come by and have a blogathon on the house, well inside will do. One mile west of the Brazos River in beautiful Somervell Co.

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