Bridge to Houston
Posted by Oil Field Trash on June 28th, 2005
One day a Deck Hand working on a off shore Anchor Tug fell overboard. He thought all was lost, and then he spotted a Bottle floating in the brine. He grabbed it hoping for some floation, about that time a Genie pops out. And says, this is your lucky day. You get 3 wishes. Well our deck hand thought and thought. Here is what he wished for. 1st I am working for the biggest company in the world, I wish to be the president of that company, 2nd now that I am a big shot, I want a bridge from here 175mi out to downtown Houston,and 3rd I wish for a 30 car escort on that bridge, so I can arrive in style. Well the Genie was impressed by these wishes but begged with him about his Bridge. He said my God man don’t you understand how much trouble that bridge will be . Divert Shipping, move Plattforms, Rigs, Pipeline ect. Can’t you think of anything else to wish for? The Deckhand thought for a moment and said well there is one thing, Sometimes I don’t understand my wife and I wish I could. The Genie replied “Do you perfer 2 lane or 4 lanes on your bridge.”